Touchless Carwash

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022

touch the boat

To do something stupid, especially if warned before hand.

Nick: Don't do it, that looks dangerous
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*

by TwoMustangsAndADolphin August 3, 2022

touchedmars

A talented up and coming producer well known for his nearly spot on instrumental remakes on YouTube.

“Yo this remake is so accurate! Who did it?”
“That’s touchedmars!”

by theundergroundscout October 16, 2022

'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice'

Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-

'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.

Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'

by tommybisho-sama October 8, 2022

touch trade

The process of trading assets, with the intention to trade them back in the future. Most commonly used in Pokémon to help complete a Pokédex.

"The only Pokémon I am missing in my Pokédex is Pikachu."
"I only have one Pikachu but I want to keep it. To help you out, we can touch trade."

by brycekrispies01 January 22, 2023

touchslut

someone who enjoys being touched in a sexual way

literally no one:
some kinky guy: "look at you, my little touchslut, begging for me to feel your flushed skin."

by FriendlyNeighborhood_Nobody February 27, 2023

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by pseudophyle September 27, 2023