Cosmic Test Factions

The shittiest server in the world. Evz is a money whore and deserves to die

That server is almost as bad as Cosmic Test Factions

by FruitCoconut November 3, 2018

Tit test

A sneaky way to see if a girl's snatch stinks.
Finger said broad, rub wet fingers on tit of your choice, smell the tit to evaluate the stank from her nether region.

Never get caught smelling your fingers again!

I hooked up with Martha last night... Give her the tit test, thank God! Her snapper was stankin'!

by Rustle ohms August 26, 2019

Dirty Tess

When a person performs a rimjob on a male partner without touching the penis or scrotum, even so far as to have the recipient support the scrotum as to not have it touch their face.

The thought of touching his meat-stick squicks me out, so I'll give him a Dirty Tess instead.

by UpcountryDegen403 September 21, 2021

Open book test

if its open book, then your friends can be used to gain your information from

You know its an open book test raymond lets do this!

by ahmedisleosometimeslolol February 2, 2021

titmus test

when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.

joshua licked finger and quickly rubbed it between ashley's boobs giving her his titmus test.

by joshua burns August 23, 2006

Taste Test The Soup

To use one's mouth to consume or taste a 'soup' of bodily fluids created in one of the body's cavities during intercourse. To eat out the area (mouth, pussy, or anus) of your partner after making a soup of bodily fluids such as cum, sweat, feces, pea, and blood.

Ty Tass: Oh wow, how did you get six fluids in such a small cavity?
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.

Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."

by SrBlanco November 15, 2005