Fun Size

Anything that's too small to be useful.

It was an itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny, fun size polka dot bikini!

by ((Brian Hyland Jr.) Jr.) Jr. June 12, 2011

Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008

seized

It's basically like "pwnd" or "owned". Yell it when someone trips down a flight of stairs, or something.

Alledgedly from Halo.

Primus: *falls down stairs*
Secunda: Seized, asshole!

Primus: *is pushed down stairs by Secunda*
Secunda: Managed to seize ya!

by PJtheHatter September 10, 2006

Smile #6

The best and most beautiful smile a person can have in the entire world.

When Adam sees Margaret doing smile #6 it makes him the happiest person in the world.

by ajt0530 May 5, 2009

smile and nod

An informal term describing a method of appeasement. Cf. lip service.

"Just smile and nod, Chris," he thought to himself as his parents chewed him out for the fifth time today.

by WrittenByTheVictors February 11, 2017

Smile Out Loud

The indelibly audible sound made when one experiences an overwhelmingly joyous moment amidst life's mundane daily existence as shared in a moment of Mamihlapinatapai.

After a long trying day he received her subtle and sweet text message and could not resist the urge to smile out loud.
The thought of him made her smile out loud.

by Johnny Wishbone 79 March 28, 2018

Smife

A greedy rather thirsty creature. Selfish, conceited, self centered, narcissistic and manipulative. Can be man, woman or beast...

You always wanting something. Smh you are such a smife.

by Charliepoosmifelife June 15, 2018