self loaf 

what we put in the cart on a regular basis. it is easy to live off the self loaf as it is affordable (cheap) and filling. provides simple answers to most everyday challenges.

"mum, I couldn't help but purchase a self loaf. I am so sorry."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."

"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."

"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."

self loaf by Krkič February 9, 2019

Self Salvation 

Saving yourself from everything, including yourself. Mostly girls need self salvation cuz they always blame themselves.

Self Salvation is good

Self Salvation by Girugamesh October 20, 2008

Self mutilation 

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?

"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"

Self mutilation by Marko December 21, 2004

self imposed pout

The fishy faced pout that girls do when taking pictures of themselves either in the mirror or holding the camera out in front of them.

She can't ever take a picture without a self imposed pout...

self imposed pout by v. pink October 12, 2008

self-cleaning oven 

When you are ramming a dude with your ass and your ass isn't so fresh and what you really need is a jizenema, you say, "Clean me, Victor." As the guy jizzes, you leak chocolate man milk. Thus, your oven is cleaned.

I had the trots real bad last week, but Rodney gave me a dose of the self-cleaning oven last night. I am gonna save a bundle on my colonics this month.

self-cleaning oven by Easy Off October 2, 2010

self mutilation 

Quite easily the stupidest thing you could do when you're depressed or angry. Also, it allows emo kids and 12 year old Marilyn Manson fans to prove to themselves and friends that they are hardcore.

1) Look at me, I cut myself, I'm such a manic depressive.

2) Marilyn Manson would be proud! Hail Satan!!!

self mutilation by Deathfuckingmetal May 6, 2005

self control 

Being able to retain ownership of the remote in a large family is known as having self control.

He can watch anything he wants, anytime he wants regardless of how many others would rather be watching something different. Now that's what I call self control.

self control by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007