shark

aquatic version of a cougar; also a cougar that tries to hook up with you at the beach.

damn look out for that shark, you mom wouldn't approve.

by supercalifradilisticexpiallydo March 1, 2010

shark porn

chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries

I saw a show where a thirteen foot great white shark tried to eat some cage divers near Guadalupe Island. It's nothing more than 'shark porn'.

by o'possum March 28, 2009

Shark in the Water

Shark in the Water is a term used to convey that one is menstruating, and thus is dangerous; or to say that the "waters" are "off limits" for that week.

Not tonight, baby, there's a shark in the water.

You had better clean up after yourself, there's a shark in the water.

by Richard Sherpa April 13, 2011

the shark

The act of laying a "floater" in the ocean, then having sex in the water while it floats around the two of you.

"The Shark" gives you that feeling that there's a stealth-like and lurking danger in the water.

Example of "the shark":
splash
-(man)-
Come on in babe. The water feels great!

splash

-(man)-
One sec... aaaaaaaarrrgggggg...squeeeeege
Whewww!
Alright, u want front or back?

bowchica bow wow

-(woman)-
Wait, something just bumped me...

by TFB Monkeys January 28, 2008

the shark

Originating somewhere in Hilliard, Ohio in the early 21st century, the shark is a sexual manuever in which you place your hands together with fingers extended (like those silly karate men do when they bow). You then insert your eight fingers into the anus of a willing, tied-up or otherwise incapacitated female, followed by the insertion of your thumbs into the vagina. The entire hand is then moved side-to-side like a shark swimming in the ocean. The effects of the shark are unknown, as it has never been attempted in recorded history.

Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.

Tommy: "Dude, Harry, your sister was passed out on the sofa upstairs, so I gave her the shark!"

Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"

Tommy: "You know it man!"

Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."

Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."

Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"

Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."

by Reginald Flumpkin July 8, 2006

Shark

A animal that only wants to have his dick sucked.

"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"Suck my diiiiiiiick"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"

Shark bitch!

by EATmy@$$ October 17, 2008

Shark Bite

A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.

Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !

Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !

by Deathdog April 24, 2008