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Sagan

Some guy on the net that has enough DOS bots and exploit knowledge to drop the net.
I have a death wish so i'm going to go into Sagan's IrCQNet channel and abuse him.
by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2003
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Saganist

One who believes in science almost religiously. Carl Sagan being one of the most prophetic scientists of the 20th century, he is decided to be the root of the word. Although he is not literally a prophet in this "theology", as science does not have prophets in the common meaning, he is indeed regarded as prophetic enough.
"Are you a Christian?"
"Nah, I'm a Saganist."
"So you don't believe that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior?"
"Fuck that fiction, science FTW!"
by bluehomejoker December 26, 2014
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Satanbang

Having sexual intercourse in a very hot climate. A high body temperature is also required.
" Dude, you can't Satanbang in Canada, idiot!"
by PS360Million November 4, 2012
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Satansinging

When someone sings a song so damn terribly they sound like the devil himself.
Person A: ♪We WIsH yOu A MeRrY ChRiStMas

Person B: SHUT THE FUCK UP MATE, YOUR SATANSINGING
by Box_head December 23, 2018
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satanspawn

Satanspawn - where a person keeps complimenting you and they won't let you compliment them back.
Catty Hey you look cute today!
Gabby Thanks! You too.
Catty No I don't, what do you mean?
Gabby You can be such a satanspawn at times.
by officialik June 17, 2020
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the Satanic Panic

A moral Panic that was instigated heavily by Christian/Catholic Televangelists that Persecuted and falsely accused Satanists of crimes they didn't commit and fear mongered against Satanism and Satanists, especially Theistic Satanists!

Even though The Satanic Panic occurred in the 80s and 90s, some argue that this event and its effects never truelly ended as yet in history.

Even to this very day, Satanists and Satanism, are persecuted, misrepresented in public media such as TV and movies. Especially Theistic Satanism!

Real Satanists, regardless of weither they are Theistic or Athiestic, are not violent or harmful in anyway! Satanists DO NOT do sacrifices or harm humans or animals!

But no, Satanism is a nonviolent belief system with a very dark looking asthetic and beliefs that are very differing to Christianity and Catholicism!

But ask yourselves a question: who benefits from other people fearing and or Hating Satanists and Satanism?

Definitely not Satanists! Over the years, many Satanists have been persecuted and many temples or churchs related to Lucifarianism and or Satanism have been the casualties of violent protests (think People throwing chairs and Christian/ Catholic Statues through the window) and Arsons.

Satanists are often verbally abused, harassed, and threatened by Christian and Catholic Extremists if they make their beliefs known!

Rather, Christians and Catholics, Particularly the more Extremist benefit from this hatred and misplaced fear of Satanists.
Person 1: "why are so many Satanists that have seen on TV portrayed as violent? I met a Satanist once, and that person was a peiceful person and they did non of the stuff that's portrayed on television."

Person 2: "Thats mainely due to something that happened in the 80s and 90s called The Satanic Panic. This was when Satanists where falsely accused of crimes they didn't commit. Satanists are still persecuted even to this day because of this widespread moral panic,"

Person 1: "Oh. What started The Satanic Panic?"

Person 2: Christian and Catholic televangelists and extremists spreading widespread fear mongering and panic about Satanists, in an attempt to grow their own numbers."

Person 1:"That Sucks!"
by Starfire16 February 5, 2022
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