Kissing multiple people at the same time, all with Jolly Ranchers in their mouth. I know, it sounds weird.
Who do you want to make fruit salad with?
Who do you want to make fruit salad with?
by Melena February 14, 2013
Get the Fruit Salad mug.its when one person (male) eats a variety of foods, then proceeds to shit it out onto another person's (female) face. It is then digested and referred to as the macaroni salad.
by Matt Puskarich June 27, 2007
Get the macaroni salad mug.He promised eternal chastity, but then two stanzas farther on, once the key to
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.
by G Grass March 15, 2009
Get the Meat Salad mug.There is a salad bar at the restaurant I work at. A salad bar has salad and other healthy food that appeals to people who are conscious about what goes into their body.
Because the restaurant I work at has a salad bar, I have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. They exclaim, "Ohhh look at that a salad bar!" and then they walk over to it and check it out/flirt with it while the children are near.
Usually, airhead fags hang around the salad bar exclaiming, "salad bar!" and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.
Because the restaurant I work at has a salad bar, I have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. They exclaim, "Ohhh look at that a salad bar!" and then they walk over to it and check it out/flirt with it while the children are near.
Usually, airhead fags hang around the salad bar exclaiming, "salad bar!" and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.
Laura : Ohhh look salad bar! OMG! SALAD BAR! Stop walking for a second, SALAD BAR IS ATTRACTING ME! IT'S SO NICE AND SEXY.
Hostess: Oh jeez! *Rolls eyes*
Hostess: Oh jeez! *Rolls eyes*
by Hostess March 27, 2005
Get the salad bar mug.An accidental gay moment due to operating-a mouth-while-stoned. More Specifically one working themselves into a story that makes themselves sound queer. Usually contagious and a precursor to broski-syndrome, usually caught with 'no-homo.'
Uh so anyway I just sucked really hard and tugged at the bowl, uh No HOMO.
yeah-fucking-right, Go eat a banana salad you god damn quail-fag closet avenger.
yeah-fucking-right, Go eat a banana salad you god damn quail-fag closet avenger.
by The Green Room January 29, 2009
Get the Banana Salad mug.A Seaweed Salad is created when a man is about to ejaculate and he leaves the smallest portion of the head of his penis inside the female so as not to shoot the semen all the way into the vagina. The man then uses the necessary amount of fingers to "scoop" or "spoon" out the semen from the vagina.
The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.
Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.
The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.
The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.
Boom.
The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.
Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.
The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.
The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.
Boom.
So the waitress from P.F. Chang's came over last night and had a real nice Seaweed Salad. Luckily I had some extra sesame seeds in my pantry or else she would have tasted a little too much Eel Sauce in her bowl.
by Mr. Scoom October 8, 2014
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