Royston

Someone who exhibits odd, peculiar, disturbing behaviour and/or attitudes. Especially if they are from a small town or area where there is a limited gene pool. From the dark British comedy series "The League of Gentlemen", set in the fictional town of Royston Vasey.

That guy who is making gallows and exporting them to Zimbabwe is a complete Royston!

by Braindead26 September 21, 2008

Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.

You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.

by Juan April 8, 2005

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

by DaChazman February 14, 2005

Roydon

A very large penis

Man Carson has a roydon

by joe hummy March 26, 2010

Royal Forums

1. Online discussion forums where people interested in royalty can chat, exchange information, post trivia, obsess, and fight about all things royal.

2. The Royal Forums, the biggest and brightest of the royal forums, and the one-stop source of more information about royalty than the average sane person could possibly want to know.

King Who? Princess Which? Palace of Where? Those know-it-alls at The Royal Forums will be able to tell you.

by tnbskts March 6, 2009

Royal Wedding

A sexual act; where a White male has anal sex with a Black female while she is menstruating, and pulls out, comes on her ass then throws a handful of confetti on his load.

yo bro, i need to get it in tonight, but my girl is on the rag.
Thats ok dude! you can have a Royal Wedding!

by Johnny Holeshot May 21, 2011

Royal Watcher

A Royal Watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal titles.

"I have to TiVo that Prince William interview--I'm such a royal watcher."

by GrimLady May 26, 2008