Passive Aggressive Road Rage

When you drive the speed limit in front of a "monster truck" or something that is perceived as a "race car" by the owner sporting a micro penis. A fun thing to do is roll down your window and try to wave them around you when there is oncoming traffic. Also, putting your turn signal on for 10 miles is a neat thing to do :)

Bob: What is this ass-clown doing behind us? Why is he riding our ass with his brights on?!

Bill: Well Bob, he has a reeeaaally small penis and wants to prove to his lady friend how incredibly manly he is. Buckle up bitch, I am the master of Passive Aggressive Road Rage.

Bob: Let's teach him a lesson!

by Rocky Feather Toes April 25, 2023

Bust the load and hit the road

A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.

Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs

I like this girl but she wants to marry me

Mate just bust the load and hit the road

by YourmumiliketoRIDHT June 9, 2019

Road rally

A road rally is essentially a competitition or "scavenger hunt" where a bunch of high school students join together and make teams which usually consist of a designated driver and an even mix of about 6 other kids half girls and the other half boys. The goal is to get as fucked up as humanly possible and the set out to complete tasks. The tasks that can be completed on road rallies can varry widely from the most simple being buying female condoms to cumming on a girls faces in front of your school. The more fucked the thing your team does the more points they will get. In order to receive points somebody has to record everything that your team does and send it to a single official who decides wether or not to give points and tally up the scores. This person is also the one who starts and ends the rally. Road rallies are left mainly to the seniors and the people that are allowed to do it are usually either the most popular or hottest people in the grade. Everybody who isn't apart of it is inherently not as cool by the participants standards and outsiders usually have the view that all these people are hoes and douchebags. For kids participating the reason for doing such things are so that you can fuck and hookup with people at the same time that you would never normally get with. Overall pretty wiild experience if you ever get to do one. It usually only happens once a year.

Bruh, I got such nice road head from Jacqueline last night at the road rally, our team got 100 points because of it.

by Boyfromchap October 7, 2017

Old town road

I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more i got the horses in the back.

Lil nas x:wow Im gonna take my horse to the old town road

Billy Ray:old town road is country because of me :)

by Calista April 19, 2019

Road Trip

When a couple of people pile in a car and drive around on country roads drinking beer. This usually is done on the way to a party or waiting for a party to start. This is most enjoyable when women are involved. Another good idea is to make a power hour mix where a song plays for 60 seconds and a siren goes off signaling everyone in the car to take a drink/shot. A full tank of gas and a couple different power hours can make for one long night you may never remember.

Bob: Hey is there anything going on tonight?

Steve: Nope, not shit, wanna call up some women and road trip? I'll pay for the gas if you buy the beer.

by Peter Bishop May 10, 2011

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

Road dome

the best way to get head... it is when you get head while driving, very enjoyable and pleasurable, it is also illegal so watch out for the fuzz

OMG, i was driving scott's sister elaine home and she thanked me by giving me road dome, the best ever!!

by Chinkmister69 December 1, 2011