When the lovely people on the other end of the phone put you into an infinite loop of either automated systems or department transfers or just on hold where no one is on the other end to pick up.
>I'm going to transfer you to the other department now.
\Could you stay on the line until they pick up?
>Sorry we're very busy, I have to get to the other callers.
\:five hours later in phone limbo:
\Could you stay on the line until they pick up?
>Sorry we're very busy, I have to get to the other callers.
\:five hours later in phone limbo:
by willis936 April 7, 2012
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He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.
He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.
by Duncehatz May 3, 2013
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An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
by Scribling May 21, 2013
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by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013
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Commonly misspelled as two words.
Commonly misspelled as two words.
Peter: Awe man, my phone is dead and I left my phone charger at home.
Clark: No problem, let's find a PhoneBar so you can charge that pos android.
Clark: No problem, let's find a PhoneBar so you can charge that pos android.
by ClarkKent08 December 2, 2013
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"I had a serious phonache after working out the details of the divorce with my ex."
"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."
"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."
by greenman61 December 5, 2013
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