Noah will beat you at any and all games, puzzle lovers at their core. Noah's are 100% made out of water and good vibes. Noah's always have the coolest things like uwu bottles. Noah's are the nicest mean people you'll ever meet.
by Nyalien February 2, 2024
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Noah gets Tim Hortons before going to school, Noah gets Tim Hortons during lunch, Noah gets Tim Hortons after school, and always asks why he's broke.
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me! hi, my name's noah, i've been through a lot(my parents got divorced when i was 5, dad OD'd when i was 7...) other than that, i'm average asf. i got no bitches, below-average grades, low self-esteem, etc. but i'm good at listening to people. if you ever need a rando to have listen to you, i'm here.
by kissuke urahare February 11, 2024
Get the noah mug.He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.
Noah is amazing.
by Noah's bae February 23, 2024
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Get the Noah mug.Literally the coolest cutest guy in the whole world and he's really nice but can be mean sometimes and is really good at calming you down but will not let you tell him about your special interests and despite how amazing he is he can be really insecure sometimes but he shouldn't be because he's just that cool
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by NOTnoia March 15, 2024
Get the Noah mug.Hym "Because if he (Noah) DID kill himself, then, GOOD. Fuck that pieces of shit. He FUCKING DESERVES IT. Wouldn't have a goddamn thing if not for a fat dick and being forced into a system (for touching little girls and BECAUSE HE'S MENTALLU RETARDED AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SEX ACT) that allows him to succeed when he shouldn't. And NOW he DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. He DOESN'T deserve to live and I DO. And now, you of spite. You want to force me to fail when I shouldn't. And I'm just going to kill you fucking kids for it. The cop that came into the gas station already told me that your whole plan is to keep me talking. For what? Until when? I'm not going to give any reason to stop me and if I get locked up for ANY reason I'll just do what I'm going to do any which is KILL YOU FUCKING KIDS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. If your piece of shit friend saw this and killed themselves? GOOD! YOUR KID? GOOD! JOIN THEM. You should do it too!"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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