Wet Lamp Post

Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.

"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"

by Webster That's Me November 21, 2011

Kendrick Lamar

Only one fukkin word.........'GOAT'

U wanna know who kendrick lamar is?
He dha GOAT!!!

by Legnd520 March 20, 2022

scam-a-lama-ding-dong

Some radio personality named "Magic Matt" Alan famously used this term. Apparently it refers to a scam of the highest order, a far-reaching con, like global warming.

"You know, it is a big scam-a-lama-ding-dong, it doesn't freakin' exist!" -- "Magic Matt"

by wbeaumo March 6, 2008

lamity

describing the lameness of a particular situation or person.

I had to leave the room, the lamity was oppressive

by Dr DingDing September 2, 2003

Lamees

Who is vary nice really cool smart.

You such a Lamees because you are nice and smart

by Lgyhghh May 2, 2018

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble August 1, 2005

Lamonte

Big dick.

He a Lamonte dick.

by THEWHORE August 2, 2011