Jerk Poop

A jerk poop is where a person needs to poop really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to poop..its a jerk and won't come out.

I better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so I'm gonna have the worst jerk poop.

by Brubeck January 7, 2009

jerk off

not to hard but not to soft ejaculating

my freind jerk off to a teacher and had a dream about banging her

by HighPing June 4, 2019

not a jerk

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.

Girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
Girl 2: yea, and then he went back to normal.

by what-fucking-ever June 1, 2006

Jerk

A gay dance created by black youths to lower their social standing and to renact African tribal rituals. When displayed in public, the dancer thinks he/she is all that, but in reality it makes them look like a fag. It is a mark of social disgrace.

"Dude, did you see that douche dancing during lunch?"

"You mean jerking?"

"Yeah, he's a fag."

"Don't worry, he'll get jumped soon."

by Satan's Little Clown Car December 6, 2009

clean n jerk

A name for a mans dirty genitals

Or the prosess of masturbating with your hand reversed

Err that man had a well dirty clean n jerk

by Weightlifter pedro September 12, 2006

jerk

Someone who drives around in a Vibe with signs on the floor that say "Watch your step", someone who hates canines, someone who is deathly afraid to be seen near an orb, someone who is a pumpkin pie hair cutta freak...

"Erin, the jerk store called...they're runnin' outta you!"

by The questionator December 26, 2008

jerk bag

A word used to describe one that is a bag of jerks.

Man, Zack is one hellava jerk bag!

by Matt June 19, 2003