Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety

This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.

by maniamoth September 16, 2022

Daniel Jarrett

A man who gets no girls but deserves all of them. He’s the kind of guy to say that trombones are the superior instrument, and he’s right. He has the physique of a penguin and the attitude of the grinch. He walks with confidence no matter the circumstances.

OMG, is that the Daniel Jarrett? I wish I could be with him, too bad I don’t play trombone.

by Nican September 21, 2022

indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money

I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared

by Matrix basics February 3, 2023

Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.

Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

dirty jarod

dirty jarod is the sexual act of performing anal sex with fresh honey as lube with either 1 or 3 men never two.

What’d u get up to last night ?
I had a dirty jarod with my coworkers

by Real cactus November 18, 2023

A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.

I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.

by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023

2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have

sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.

by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025