To be rear ended, shafted or generally fucked over.
Tony got jard(ed) by his manager and it left him in tears.
by Michael Yornie March 24, 2017
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A fictional college kid/former frat boy in debt who works for a corporation and does interdimensional travel (EVADE ON ROBLOX)
by getjarded August 2, 2023
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To be roughted, screwed over, or to end up in the worst place in the scenario.
You got jarded you (gamin) cunt
by shane leadebater July 3, 2006
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Someone who can't type. Originated from someone's misspelling of Jared (the guy from the meme with "Hi, I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read")
*while texting*
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard
Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you
by jard19 May 30, 2020
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something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG
indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!
by spanky July 10, 2003
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hit someone very hard with a maxed out pickaxe in minecraft
im going to jard you if you don't stop breeding the villagers
by winnielord May 6, 2021
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exclamation originating from ancient gremanic tribes of eastern europe.
Language adopted by the modern day SPB tribal clan. Used primarily during the daily spiritual ritual of cleansing the bowls.
Also used as slang by meaning and relating to the act of bowl movement.
proper:
JA-A-A.....AAAARRRD!
slang:
My belly hurts, I have to go take a jard.
by yergi March 1, 2005
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