Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.

I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007

Q hole

why don't you look in the mirror.
or when you go to hi five some one and you hit the corn dog out of there hand.

why would you have a corn dog in your hand when i go to high five you, now you make me look like a total Q hole

by dixieenormous January 3, 2010

hold your own

To be able to handle yourself in a fight or similar situation, with little or no help from anyone else.

"Big Al isn't a fighter, but if anyone ever provokes him, he'll be able to hold his own. I bet you can hold your own too, Jimmy."

by Unany October 20, 2007

Holla at your boy

Ebonic translation for;
"Please give me a call at your earliest convenience"

"i got your shit yo. Holla at your boy"
"I received your latest order. Please give me a call at your earliest convenience."

by BrockFever May 21, 2008

Hollywood Screen Test

When a cop in a rural area drives out into the middle of nowhere with a handcuffed suspect in back, slams on the brakes and causes the person to fly into the screen cage, causing them much pain and discomfort.

This asshole in the back keeps acting up, he's gonna get called for a Hollywood Screen Test.

by Hiro Yamamoto November 11, 2006

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

Hollywood parking

(noun) An open parking space immediately in front of the store or building you're wanting to visit. So named because they're mysteriously always available in TV and movies, but somehow you never run across them in real life.

Also called "Hollywood parking space(s)."

Example 1: "Hitchcock's 'Vertigo' is full of Hollywood parking. I mean come on man, have you *ever* found a good parking spot in San Francisco?"

Example 2: "Dude, the only way I'm buying a keg is if we get Hollywood parking at the liquor store. There's no way I'm gonna hump that thing across a parking lot."

by b1-66er April 29, 2008