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my pet goat 

The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important
1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?
my pet goat by McAnarchy July 6, 2004
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whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."
You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.
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Buffalo Goat 

A combination of buffalo bill and the goat. During a buffalo goat, a man tucks his penis behind his thighs, only showing a triangle of pubic hair. He then proceeds to quickly turn around, thus giving the audience "the goat," completing the buffalo goat. Preferably done on chatroulette or in public.
"Is that a guy or a woman."

"Dude, it's a woman. Wait, maybe it is a dude."

(Gives buffalo goat)

"Yeah, that's a dude."
Buffalo Goat by 3000labels May 20, 2010

motor goat 

It's a combination of an 'Angry Goat' and a 'Motor Boat'.

The male specimen tucks his testicles (preferrably large) between his legs so they are exposed from behind.

The recipient applies his tongue (or entire face, depending on the magnitude of the testicles) in between the 'pair' in question, and makes a motor boat noise, whilst moving side to side and blowing a rasberry.

An advanced motor boater will make a goat noise. It's much more impressive.
Sharon got got pissed when Aron exposed the Angry Goat so she gave that son of a bitch a motor goat. Got him real good!

On Billy goat 

On Billy goat is when your really religious so you cant say on God so your just say on billy goat
First meaning - Me"On billy goat I am gonna beat yo ass If you touch me!"

Second meaning - Me" On billy goat we gonna rob this bank" friend "On billy goat we are!"

throw the goat 

As pointed out previously, to "throw the goat", you need to extend your index finger and your pinkey (as if you're pointing at something with those fingers), while also curling your middle and ring fingers down until they touch your palm. Your thumb is then placed over those two fingers.

You can then display this in one of two typical ways.

The first way is by holding your hand out in front of you, with the index and pinky fingers pointing upward and the other fingers and thumb pointing away from you.

The second is by holding your hand extended above your head, with the index and pinky fingers pointing upward and the other fingers and thumb pointing away from you, and then waving your hand forward and back, forward and back, over and over again in a rapid, fluid motion (this is actually the "throw" part of the phrase) - at a rock music concert, this motion is typically performed to the beat or rhythm of the music or lyrics.

"Throwing the goat" originated at early heavy metal rock concerts, and originally symbolize the horns of The Goat, i.e. the Devil or Satan. It has since lost that meaning to some degree. It now is often used to denote that something, someone or something someone has said, is cool. In a similar way, it often means something along the lines of rock on! Etc.
All the guys at the Slayer concert were throwing the goat in rhythm with the drums.
throw the goat by Soda Bob April 16, 2004

hogan's goat 

The most fucked up thing known to man (often said by older people) Something that is so screwed up it is not even understandable.
Wow, Jim and Tom really blew that presentation.

Yah they were all fucked up like hogan's goat!
hogan's goat by razzle313 December 9, 2008