fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.

Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.

by Beans burnt July 21, 2020

Fart Bomb

collecting a fart in your hand and throwing the smell at someone

Harvato fart bombed me and I smelled like a skunk.

by Anesthesia God August 18, 2020

Fart as hell

An slang way of saying something is ridiculous/ridiculously bad, similar to the phrase "____ as hell."

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who thought it was okay to like child porn?
Person 2: Yeah! That was fart as hell dude!

by minnicle August 31, 2020

Fart Tactics

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.

DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”

by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Fart Dick

the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.

i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick

by TurtleKing69420 November 26, 2020

Fart snot

When you’re trying to hold a fart in, but it accidentally seeps out. When your bum hole gets hot and not knowing if its from sweat or trump heat- you finger it. Upon smelling your finger, and the end of your nose is covered in liquid cack: this is fart snot

Example: “oh shit Susan; I just farted and it felt wet”. *checks bumhole and smells*

Mucusy poo all over top lip - “oh Susan that’s definitely fart snot!”

by Greenlly February 12, 2021

Fart Rash

When you fart so hard, the pressure peels of your butt skin and leaves a skin rash.

Omg, I had Mexican food yesterday and caught myself a severe case of Fart Rash while slipping one out.

by tomatkaster October 26, 2021