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one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
by bretheren April 28, 2005
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dildo propelent

A dildo being propelled into a chicks pussy with great force and rapidity. (making the bitch cum quicker)
"Valerie didnt like her boyfriend's 2 inch penis so she used her dildo propelent to have multiple orgasms."
by Aaron July 3, 2004
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Nick had a hard time recovering from a night of Dave giving him the San Diego Charger. A few times they almost went ATM.
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Pudding Dildo Flash Mob

A method that has been used against anti-gay attacks by the WBC to gross them out and make them sick to their stomachs, stifling their spirit.

The idea is to use a large dildo to scoop pudding out of a bowl and eat it.

Some protesters may swirl vanilla into the mix.
I heard the WBC is coming to a school in our area... Let's get a Pudding Dildo Flash Mob together!
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dildo supplier

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo
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dildo slut

When a female loses her virginity to a dildo or an inanimate object that resembles a penis.
The dildo slut who was so deperate to lose her virginity that she devirginized herself with pickle.
by thehighmen March 26, 2010
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Dilbow

A dilbow is crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.
My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.
by vagasshole August 4, 2011
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