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On Deck

A plan with a female or the plan for the day. Something that is planned or will be happening next when pertaining to females or going out.
1. I didn't have any females on deck so I stayed home and went to sleep.

2.
Homeboy 1: Man, what do you have on deck for the night?

Homeboy 2: Nothing much. Just this one chick I met at the club. She wanna kick it so I'm going to chill with her.
by JOJO411 March 1, 2008
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deck

Deck if said in the correct accent (aka a crewe-ite/ Dev-Vo accent)would usually sound like the word dick. It is also a way for you to say the word dick in front of parents with out any consequence, though if you do this you are in fact quite the loser.
It is also a name for someone who has very small knob.
(type in devvo on youtube to see an example)
chav1: hey-up deck wha' ya bin up to?

chav2: bin up ya mudda.
by hamster_f_92 May 2, 2008
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Double-decker

One Bro Gets a blowjob while the girl is on all fours on the ground. While this is happening, another Bro gives it to the girl from behind. Both Bro's preceed to run forwards until the girl is bent in half. Then she makes both Bro's a sandwich.
-"dude she's in the hospital!"

-"Yea i know, after we double-deckered her, she made us sandwichs, then we told her to walk to the hospital."
by Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro December 13, 2010
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shuffleing the deck

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.
Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man
by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008
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Deckard

by Steven "n0de" James February 24, 2004
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space docker

Also someone with a limited grasp on reality
by surfergrl December 24, 2004
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Deck Out

Fresh n a outfit and very exclusive with ya fit
MY CLOTHES DECK OUT AND MY SWAGG DECK OUT
by 1Ballette January 13, 2009
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