I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.

His dick is so big, I’m cooked.

by Kittyflip April 10, 2024

Cooked ice

Kim Kardashians stepmom

Ohh did you see Kim K’s cooked ice?

by Dave_the_plumber March 26, 2021

Edie Cooke

Edie is this wierd anime kid that also loves but hates gay people

Edie Cooke is hooking up with girls again

by EllieSoot April 26, 2022

Cooked

Someone who has fried their brain due to methamphetamine usage

Man that bitch is COOKED she needs a sandwich and a nap.

by KrashBandiKoot1453 June 2, 2021

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023

im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024

Cook me

The desire to make out with someone

Girl: what do you want me to cook for dinner

Boy: cook me bbg

by Nelia_koeningzef May 9, 2024