Commishioner

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell”

Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”

by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020

commitment's

Go do something just do it

commitment's in your relationship your girlfriends waiting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Uvjvhxfhgs February 23, 2021

Commiliated

When you’re humiliated, but you’re also a lazy dog named Charlie.

Charlie does nothing but sleep. “I’m soooo commiliated.”

by Jbomb314 March 12, 2021

committed to the bitch

When you say something mean that you regret but you double down because you can't unsay it.

"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."

by Izulkara March 14, 2021

Commiliated

When you’re a lazy dog named and your sleep has been interrupted.

I can’t believe I was woken up from my slumber. I’m soooo commiliated right now.

by Jbomb314 March 15, 2021

commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.

PLEASE COMMIT NOT DIE!

by unteched March 20, 2021

commitment

Central Cee once said: I got commitment issues

I got commitment issues 🐴🐴 if ykyk

by premingerisdaddy March 23, 2021