Beard

Psedonym for Commander Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. The name originated from the observation that if Riker has a beard in any given episode, that episode will be a good one (and, consequently, a beard-less Riker indicates a sub-par episode). Over time, "Beard" came to replace Riker's name, in that he can be referred to simply as "Beard" (or, the less cool-sounding, "The Beard")

Nobody messes with Beard, not even Picard.

Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.

Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!

by Hewoah August 11, 2010

beadle's handful

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).

I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

labia beard

Noun. When a girl shaves all of her pubic hair EXCEPT around her labia, thus forming a pussy beard.

Emily: I need to shave my vagina...
Stephanie: I need to finish shaving my vagina...
Emily: You have quite the labia beard.

(Woman outside bathroom stall snickers as she plays with her labia beard)

by command post captains November 4, 2009

Conor's Beard

Reference to a large amount of hair recently removed to cause shock amongst friends. Usu. Facial Hair on men.

Dude, did you see bill's conor's beard? One day, it was bushy as a sheep, now its all gone.

by czach December 9, 2007

beard season

Two Michigan definitions:
1. Fall beard season is defined as the open of deer season and the beard is shaved off when a deer is harvested or the end of the season.

2. Spring beard season starts when the Nation Hockey League's playoff season starts. Beard season ends when the Red Wings win Lord Stanley's Cup or when they are eliminated.

Jim: Damn Joe, it's Thanksgiving and your beard is getting pretty thick.
Joe: I'm hopeless. I missed two bucks at 100 yards. Only way I get a deer this year is if I hit one with my truck.

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John: I can't believe San Jose beat us like a red headed step child.
Junior: No shit, at least beard season is over and I can shave this scratchy thing off.

by Sker May 20, 2011

Douche Beard

A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.

Chris Daughtry often sports a douche beard

by Bigs73 June 27, 2014

Douche Beard

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.

Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it

by my_cack November 2, 2009