double winner

A double winner is a person who is afflicted with both mental illness and substance use disorder.

Hi, my name is Brooke and I’m an alcoholic and have bipolar disorder. I’m a real double winner!

by Brooke Hilton November 29, 2017

The winner is Rocky

This phrase is a reference from the Spongebob SquarePants episode "The Great Snail Race" where after fighting from Squidward and Spongebob happens for a while, the winner ends up being Patrick and his rock, "Rocky".

This term can be used when two people are focused on doing something before the other, and the person who ends up doing it wasn't in focus as the ones bringing attention.

(Someone knocks on door)
Tyler: I will get it first!
Sarah: I am faster!
(Tyler trips Sarah and bolts off. Only to find Jerry already opening the door)
Jerry: Oof. I guess the winner is Rocky

by BoomingAquaticTickseed December 1, 2018

Funky Winker Bean

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

My Winner

The 'n' word for white people. It's also conveniently a positive thing to describe your mates.

"What's up my winners?"
"Take the strap-on off my winner"

by SonicFanLegend August 30, 2019

Urban winner

To fill a vagina/ass with an object or food and have sex with the person with the objects or food in them.

Juan: I love doing the Urban Winner....

Mark: Have you done it with ice?
Juan: Have you ever tried a Popsicle at the same time?

by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020

Chicken winger

it's a goofy ahh combo of chicken wings and fingers that my devious friend said

you gosh diggity darn chicken winger

by fortinite March 4, 2023

stone cold winner

When you are a fair and honest winner without emotions and only business.

I'm so jealous of Sam, she's such a stone cold winner.

by Sevensevensevensevensevenseven March 3, 2016