Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.

They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.

by Johnny D September 22, 2021

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

Evie my fav wife

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3

Evie my fav wife is so pretty

by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023

souyas.real_.wifee

souyas.real_.wifee is someone who is Souya Kawatas' wife as their username says. They are the TRUE and ONLY wife to Souya and anyone that says otherwise is LYING 🤥.

"Wow, is that souyas.real_.wifee walking with the REAL Souya Kawata? THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!"

by pink.nintendo.ds December 27, 2021

wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025

Wife

Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.

Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?

Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.

by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021

Walkaway Wife Syndrome

When a female thinks she deserves more, but her man disagrees, so she destroys her family to go fuck random dudes. It's a part of feminism.

"I performed my husbandly duties, even though she'd scream at me after work and was obese, but then she called me an abuser right when she got her inheritance, and she suddenly left me alone with all the bills. People on reddit call it walkaway wife syndrome and say it's my fault."

by Phunnnn March 13, 2025