Triple Threat Sundae

The most appetizing form of defecation/excretion a human has conceived of. First, someone takes a HUGE shit (chocolate), at which point someone jizzes on it (whipped cream), then another person deposits their period on top of it all (cherry on top)! But be considerate--the consumer of this delicious treat might need some napkins (wipe your ass on toilet paper and leave the remains on top of the toilet)! These delightful desserts are usually crafted at Andrew's house.

Mitch: Alright I took my shit!

Tommy: DID YOU FLUSH?!

Mitch: No...of course not!

Tommy: YES..triple threat sundae time?

Sam: Yeah, I call cumming on top!

Tommy: Well...looks like I'm gonna have to drop this little egg on top then!

Andrew: WOW! You guys are assholes...you're not even gonna give me napkins?!

Mitch: Don't worry man, I already got that covered.

by Mister Smoooth September 24, 2011

Triple Play

The instance in which one sneezes (1/8th of an orgasm), unleashes a very satisfying bowel movement, and experiences and orgasm simultaneously. Can occur in conjunction with a blumpkin.

I turned a triple play on your mom last night. It was my first ever.

by daleksandr November 6, 2011

Triple Duck Walk

When a woman gets analy pounded by three cocks and then walks like a duck for a week

Why is sally walking like a duck today? Well me and two other guys Triple duck walked her last night

by Bigcock5 June 7, 2016

Triple P

Definition: Potential Profile Picture.

Bud, that' a mint selfie - definitely a triple P!

by Miss-J December 16, 2016

triple dipping

It's when you put your dick in the anus 3 times, inserted in her vagina 3 times, and lastly in her mouth 3 or more times if you like.

I was triple dipping last night with ashley.

by ORIGINATEDGENIO June 5, 2017

TRIPED

Anal sex so intense it feels like it's in your intestines.

Oh man, that dude triped the fuck out of me last night.

He triped me so hard, I have to use a walker now.

by Kimmiebelle August 22, 2020

double-triple

When someone goes to second base on a girl and uses their free hand to go to third base on the same girl.

Sam, after quite some preparation and going to second base with one hand, got to work for real on Sandy by moving a hand to her third base; he was now performing a double-triple.

by Somebody Other Than Somewhere July 7, 2011