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Tearstin

Geez, Tearstin is a stupid head
by Beeennooo November 18, 2019
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Tearin up the cake

Tearin up the cake. My boy and I were eating some cake last night and this morning and we tore it up. It was so good we couldn't stop. Means: Going beyond normal. Having the best time ever. Excess in the best way possible. Used in a sentence... We were tearin' up the cake last night, yo!
by Dkrtist April 2, 2020
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Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
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Tearjerker

A masturbation technique where you massage your dick while also rubbing it in your tears. Another person's tears can also work. If you cover your penis in tear water, then you can either be finished, or stick it into something or someone.
That movie was a real tearjerker.
by Thanos Chicken June 19, 2020
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Teary Dick

Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.
He stayed at home and masturbated with his tears because he had no one to go out with therefore he is a teary dick.
by Tulsagrit August 1, 2020
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tearanny

Dictatorial control facilitated though copiously-leaky facial waterworks.
I try not to arbitrarily think of a person's crying as being manipulation, but there are indeed some individuals who use said streaming-eyed blubbering merely as tearanny to try to get what they want.
by QuacksO October 6, 2020
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tearsofabel

the most tasteless xo stan in the app, defends save your tears more than his whole career and the #1 montreal stan.
A: did you see someone called wicked games boring?
B: is him tearsofabel?

A: yes that hoe
by montrealxo October 11, 2020
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