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Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.
"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"
Related Words
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Pussy-on-tap 

Role of wife, girlfriend, live-in etc ..
I have no need to go to the bar, I can stay home, I have pussy-on-tap.

Don't Tap the Glass 

The greatest album ever made. I ascended the first time I heard it.
"Don't Tap the Glass' is the best piece of art ever made
Don't Tap the Glass by Gooby69420 September 2, 2025

Cambodian Nut Tap

When a man and a woman are sixty-nining and the man is on top and the woman lowkey cannot breathe so she punches the shit out of the balls to get them out of the way
“I couldn’t breathe with Tom on top last night! I had to hit a Cambodian nut tap!”

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Insert, tap, or swipe? 

Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).
Brian - you and the Tinder girl - insert, tap, or swipe?
Insert, tap, or swipe? by DrGnome November 9, 2019