The greatst rapper alive. Famous for live your life, dead and gone, whatever you like, swagger like us, what you know, and others. Albums are Trap Muzik, Urban Legend, T.I. vs. T.I.P., King, and Paper Trail. He has worked with superstars like Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Eminem, and Mary J. Blidge. On December 23, 2009, he was released from prison. We all expect the best fom the king of the south.
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Typically refers to a female African American with multiple strands of bead braided hair, jeans above the belly button, and a general look of confusion. The Tab is a gentle, reclusive creature in nature and can be found all over the USA. They are usually writing/drawing in a spiral ring binder with mythical creature designs on the front however, one of these binders has never been found leaving the contents a mystery. Often teased as children, Tabs overcome this and are generally the kindest people you'll ever meet. Tabs generally end up as the nice lunch lady or janitor at your local elementary school. They have been spotted on college campuses as in the following example.
Typically refers to a female African American with multiple strands of bead braided hair, jeans above the belly button, and a general look of confusion. The Tab is a gentle, reclusive creature in nature and can be found all over the USA. They are usually writing/drawing in a spiral ring binder with mythical creature designs on the front however, one of these binders has never been found leaving the contents a mystery. Often teased as children, Tabs overcome this and are generally the kindest people you'll ever meet. Tabs generally end up as the nice lunch lady or janitor at your local elementary school. They have been spotted on college campuses as in the following example.
*Tab steps on sorority girls UGS in a crowd*
Tom: Did you see the look that sorostitute gave that awkward black girl?
Mary: It's not her fault, she's just a T.A.B.
Tom: Did you see the look that sorostitute gave that awkward black girl?
Mary: It's not her fault, she's just a T.A.B.
by thetypicaltab July 29, 2011
Get the T.A.B. mug.T.I. is probably one of the few rappers in the game who keep it real and look real good too. People know he's serious when he walks the streets and all the hoes know he's horny when he approaches them. Plus, he looks better than almost all the rappers out there!
by Sucks Dick August 1, 2007
Get the T.I. mug.The T-Town Eastside was formed in the late '70s when a groups of people got together, made sweet love, and created Eastside Fetuses. Nine months later at St Joseph's hospital and Tucson Medical Center (for the most part) Eastsiders were born. The proud parents brought these magical babies home to their large, valuable homes on the Eastside of Tucson and introduced them to Keystone Light, Wild Turkey 101, Sparks, King Cobra, and your sister. Shortly thereafter they were enrolled in Sabino High School, Sal Pointe High School, and St Gregory's High School where they changed many people's lives. After high school was complete, the Eastsiders moved on the the University of Arizona where word began to spread and people began coming from far and wide to join The Eastside. As their numbers grew, so did their potency. BC levels began rising exponentially as well as The Eastside's influence over America in general. Once the North and South Towers fell (due to a large fire) and the Ghetto house was abandoned (due to shootings) The Eastside experienced a short depression, 40s Friday was often split between The Bird House and the Monkey Cage, it was a dark time. Then, in the mid 2000's various resources were pooled, Lloyd came back from Flagstaff, and an entirely new addition to the Empire of the Eastside was built (Located in East Tucson) bringing more Eastsiders together more of the time. Currently many Eastsiders still reside in East Tucson upholding the values and accomplishing the goals of The Eastside. If you think you'd like to meet the Eastside then, every Friday and Saturday night, listen for the cry “To The Eastside!”
So, we were talkin to these swimsuit models when next thing I know these T-Town Eastsiders show up and, like, bang all our chicks!!
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Fabs: mate that must have been well painful
Fabs: mate that must have been well painful
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Get the T.O.M. mug.One of the more controversial definitions of modern day, T.M.I. is officially defined by the Surgeon General as (Length*Girth*Width)/(Angle of the shaft*Mass) where Length Girth and Width are measured in inches, mass is measured in ounces, and Angle of the shaft is measured in radians where 0º is perfectly vertical and 180º is pointed straight down.
Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.
Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.
According to the Surgeon General, my T.M.I. was 6.1 inches, but according to Randy's equation my T.M.I. is 10.8 inches! Randy rules, wooo!
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