When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.
Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
by CATFOOODS February 11, 2012
Get the Tip Splitter mug.A high velocity dual-angle (two-part/"split") cumshot created by the force of ejaculate around the cum-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (cock-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Cuban Missle Crisis.
See also... Adam Splitter.
See also... Adam Splitter.
I narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when David pulled out and shot an atom splitter... I had to wash BOTH pillow cases!
by dbodude April 12, 2012
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similar to a queve but the expelling air is trapped due to crossed legs, sitting position etc and is released by travelling up between closed pussy lips, escaping at the top of the lips just above the clitoris
by Spennyboo April 13, 2009
Get the Slitpop mug.A pussy that is so perfect, it looks like a paper cut beneath a wisp of cotton. There are few pussies this divine. When you come across one, you almost don't even want to touch it because you are scared you will ruin the most beautiful art that you have ever laid eyes upon.
Friend 1: Hey man, did you tap that ass last night?
Friend 2: I was going to, but she had a tight slit
Friend 1: Shit Really???
Friend 2: Yeah, I just had her stand in front of me instead so I could make a painting of such divine beauty.
Friend 1: Good Call
Friend 2: I was going to, but she had a tight slit
Friend 1: Shit Really???
Friend 2: Yeah, I just had her stand in front of me instead so I could make a painting of such divine beauty.
Friend 1: Good Call
by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017
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by randysavagethehandler July 14, 2022
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When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
by The Finishers January 11, 2009
Get the The Splits mug.Another word for Vagina? I bought some hair dye from some old lady.. and she told me: "Don't get that in your kitty slit! It'll burn" or something like that O_o Fuckin' crazy old ladies...
"Did you have a good day?"
"yeah sure"
"oh! hair dye!"
"yea"
"Don't get that in you kitty slit, it'll burn"
"O_O okay.. *walks away*"
"yeah sure"
"oh! hair dye!"
"yea"
"Don't get that in you kitty slit, it'll burn"
"O_O okay.. *walks away*"
by sarahrahrah May 12, 2008
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