smash n grab

When a playa gets all up and wasted at a hot soire anh is pushin up on all the supa dope fine honeys.

Girl to friend: the party was john blaze and jumpin until Levi tried to play smash n grab on me..

Friend:Damn Gurrl.........

by Levi Yockey October 11, 2004

smash

To take a really large and usually messy poop

I have to go take a smash.

by kgw December 2, 2007

smash

Nickname for a small squeaky lil bawbag who loves cock crunchin just as much as muff munchin. Also will usually lie and sneak behind peoples backs to get his/her way and will suck so much cock just to be popular.

Ashley: Dude! I totally sucked paul off last night it was awesome!
Steve: WTF man! you are actually such a smash!
Paul: So what man he sucks like a pro!
Brian: (dreamingly)Hes everything a guy could ask for........

by dempywempy May 16, 2009

smashed rat

Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.

i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat

by meatpop November 11, 2005

smashly

Having intent to get very drunk, being very drunk.

Lets get super smashly tonight.

by Jake Tessier April 13, 2007

Crab Smasher

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).

"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"

by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010

Hulk Smash

When a man ejaculates onto his fist and punches a Man/Woman in the face

I was with this girl last night and she kept screaming during sex so i Hulk Smashed her and she quieted down.

by A Happy Tragedy November 11, 2011