steam boat willy

Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0

“Hey did you see that guy, total steam boat willy”

by Carly rivers October 5, 2020

Boston steam-pipe

While fucking a girl, in any hole, who has a fever of 102 degrees or more while listening to the song "More Than a Feeling", thus feeling her elevated temperature with your "thermometer"

Bart Oates: Listen Carl, getting Boston steam-pipes from dogs is not everything.

Carl: Oh come on Bart; that only happened once.

Bart Oates: You're in the red zone Carl...

by Trife_Diesel March 17, 2010

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008

Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase December 13, 2008

Cleveland steamer

Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.

Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.

by Lord Grimcock November 1, 2007

Boston steamroller

When you take a shit on your partners chest and ride it in

Bob - "She did the Boston steamroller"
Phil- "and what the hell is that?"
Bob- its when they take a shit on your chest and ride it flat"
Phil- "gross man freaking gross"

by Eskimo_grl February 5, 2012

SteamPoweredHitler

A deviant sexual act, usually performed between to homosexual males. The first subject anally penetrates the second subject, then uses his penis to draw a "Hitler-style" mustache on the face of the second subject with the second subjects own fecal matter.

"I pulled out and gave him a SteamPoweredHitler."

by eatdirtfartdust June 6, 2009