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seamus

a kid has swag, and is mad sexy
Lil B: OMG I HAVE SWAG CALL ME A SEAMUS.
by seamusc2014 June 30, 2011
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stamble

To masturbate a donkey and ingest its semen.
"The young man had a good stamble after the rodeo."
by Clint Roberts November 2, 2007
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Steamy Volcano

To give oral sex to a woman while she is on her period and for her to fart at the same time. Giving you a stream of warm air (steam) while eating a red flowing hole (volcano)
I didn't think it was possible but she gave me a steamy volcano for an extra 5 dollars.
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steaming pile of crap

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link
Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?
by Networked June 20, 2011
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Hot Steamer

A sexual act where your partner takes a dump on your chest.
Jesse DeMello just gave Anythony Parrone a hot steamer.
by Jesse DeMello January 23, 2009
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Seamonster

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid
Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid
by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011
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Steampunk Trainwreck

Generally, one who seeks to emote or personify a member of the Steampunk Subculture. Although most real steampunks don't claim it as a lifestyle and more of a hobby or interest, a 'Trainwreck" as it were is simply a poser who will copy or rip off one of the more original members of this genre.

A trainwreck will most likely be an outsider, nerd, outcast, undesirable who for lack of any other originality will slowly research the hell out of steampunk and try to create a personality founded in Steampunk. Generally, an Airship captain, pirate, scientist, explorer or otherwise. Steampunk is NOT cosplay, and therefore more of an interest in the literary subculture than a way of living your life out through fantasy.

Although Steampunk is founded in Victorian clothing, a trainwreck will take aesthetics too far; claiming it as a lifestyle will most likely be an easy way to spot a poser. In many cases, said Trainwreck will try to create social groups with friends who would generally not be seen in public with them. Posers will secretly harbor jealousy, and envy of the more original members of this social group, often over compensating by becoming uber Steampunk, thus outing themselves as a nerd wanna be of the group.
OMFG, He thinks he's an Airship captain?! Jesus he's even instructing others in the finer points of being a Steampunk! Jesus, doesn't he know he's a Steampunk Trainwreck?
by Capt. Leguminous Caligari December 29, 2009
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