sheara singer

the worst possible person one can encounter, lowest uncommon denominator, retarded bitch that doesn't deserve to live.

at least you are not Sheara Singer; that would be the ultimate lose lose situation.

by t-box April 30, 2003

singer

a lime light hogging, selfish twat. a singer usually loves to be loved and dosent think about the rest of the band...then the band leaves them and there singing times are in tatters, ha , serves you right you dicks.

oh and they are not actually musically talented unless they actually make lyrics, if your a tribute singer or someone writes your songs ure a stupid toole

singer: (to fans)thx i love all of you

band: ummm your a douche were going, bye.

singer: wait i cant do anything. damn, who can i free load of now with my unworked for voice.

by actual guitarist March 4, 2010

Singledom

being single for too damn long!

Ay, that one girl can't be happy with her singledom; I mean she hasn't been on a date in 3 years!

by thatchick14 November 24, 2010

snigles

it's the new peace, really. only it's like... peace AND i love you

girl: talk to you later
boy: alright, snigles

by abcdefghijacy May 25, 2006

shingleton

A dumb nigger who shouldn't have been born.

That autistic kid is a real shingleton.

by DbotZ June 2, 2016

Butt Shingles

When after you get done taking a shit or farting extremely hard, it may cause butt shingles which are tiny pieces of poop hanging off your ass.

I just got done taking a shit, and there were some butt shingles hanging that wouldn't come off!

by JyFlyGuy August 21, 2010

shingle

A shingle is a peice of pizza that is tough to bite into. Therefor causing a hard, shingle-like peice of pizza.

At a pizza place she picked up her peice of pizza and bit down. All she said was, "That was like biting into a shingle"

by Tappin' Fool August 21, 2005