potato

In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.

Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"

by Zombie Assassin July 6, 2022

Potato pc

totally crap pc

"gosh im tired of playing games on this potato pc!! time to buy a new one"

by brodoesntknowthemeaningof September 28, 2022

text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

indiana potato

Step 1: get a potato
Step 2: shove potato up your ass
Step 3 repeat

The Indiana potatos hot spicy feel make it good for the real.

by Wizzeed July 22, 2014

space potatoe

Kind of like a couch potato only doesn't sit on the couch. Doesn't sit much at all. Has a very busy brain and loves staring into space. The entertainment on the inside never stops and has a hard time paying attention to the rest of the world.

Applied to a person with ADHD in a lighthearted way.

Hey you space potatoes! We got stuff to do today! Move it!!

by Twinkle Toes the Space Potato October 25, 2014

Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 2, 2015

Saucy potato

Shreks favorite food. (Shrek lives as a saucy potato) he loves to sauce his potatoes basically is what Saucy potatoes means. It also helps you sauce yourself and you can squirt the potatoes warm sauce into your mouth and rub it on the inner layer of your pants.

I grabbed the saucy potato and rubbed it all over me and it felt so good. Shrek split open the saucy potato and shreked it. After he shreked it he swallowed it.

by Cornioah July 1, 2015