Poon Tang

The act of gettin' down. ie. Rubbin' your nuts on that chin, rubbin the butt-hole with your forearms, doin' the ol' muff dive.

I can't wait 'til i get home so i get some god damn poon tang.

by Benny Gilmun October 21, 2003

poon-wacker

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)

-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

poon

A young female which is probably underage, which older males are attracted to.

Dude1: Hey, chick out that girl, she is a proper poon!
Dude2: Woah, no way dude! I aint touching that!

by charlesx2 July 6, 2011

poon

Action of hitting object.

Verb

I pooned him in the face. <dicovered accidentually while playing Enter the Matrix>

by Steven Hollingshead October 20, 2003

Poon

A vagina. Also called a pussy.

"Poon flows like a river ...once a month."

by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003

poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.

Duuuuuude!!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday and left a snail trail on my leg.

by CaDog And Eriko April 8, 2004

JoO GoT PoOn'D

Phrase used to talk trash down to noobs that think they are the shit, but they are not; Former "KiLLa" clan member from the game "Starcraft". #1 fan of Valve game company. You can find me playing CS, TFC,NS, CZ, DOD and HLDM2 on STEAM.

Also, look up JoO_GoT_PoOn'D

1. "Man dawg, JoO Got PoOn'D!"

2. "Wow dewd, JoO GoT_PoOn'D just raped us!"

by JoO_GoT_PoOn'D December 14, 2004