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to lay down ownage or to be owned.
I poon'd Johnny in Halo.

I was poon'd by Johnny in Halo.
poon'd by Robert Murray September 25, 2005

JoO_GoT_PoOn'D 

Phrase used to talk trash down to noobs that think they are the shit, but they are not; Former "KiLLa" clan member from the game "Starcraft". #1 fan of Valve game company. You can find me playing CS, TFC, NS, CZ, DOD and HLDM2 on STEAM.

Also, look up JoO GoT PoOn'D
1. "Man dawg, JoO_GoT_PoOn'D"

2. "Wow dewd, JoO_GoT_PoOn'D"
JoO_GoT_PoOn'D by JoO_GoT_PoOn'D December 14, 2004

JoO GoT PoOn'D 

Phrase used to talk trash down to noobs that think they are the shit, but they are not; Former "KiLLa" clan member from the game "Starcraft". #1 fan of Valve game company. You can find me playing CS, TFC,NS, CZ, DOD and HLDM2 on STEAM.

Also, look up JoO_GoT_PoOn'D
1. "Man dawg, JoO Got PoOn'D!"

2. "Wow dewd, JoO GoT_PoOn'D just raped us!"
JoO GoT PoOn'D by JoO_GoT_PoOn'D December 14, 2004

poon nam D 

an indian who eats shit from her hunbands ass and has to put rain barrels out to take a shower
poo. ima eat your poon nam d shit

husband ok
poon nam D by ferar417 September 13, 2020

Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
Poon Dodger by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008

Poon Duck 

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.
Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.
Poon Duck by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010