Phippsing

1. Doing whatever the fuck you want.

We were walking them through our presentation, when he threw it all our the window and started phippsing.

by snalker1 June 4, 2018

pooh pipe

Refers to the rectum, the place where shit is held prior to being released.

Used in common language to express how shite something or somewhere is.........

This place is fookin pooh pipe!!

by king_kenny October 14, 2005

Dick Pipe

The short piece of exhaust pipe sticking out the back of a vehicle. Commonly found on some economy versions such as the V6 Mustang. The dick pipe is just a single pipe sticking out the back at a curved downward angle and a beveled cut at the end.

I need to get a new exhaust system for my ride. I'm looking at a true dual exhaust to replace that ugly dick pipe setup.

by Bruce-GumChewz January 17, 2011

Oklahoma Water Pipe

When you shove a 5-ft water pipe partially up the vagina, then piss in the pipe to where it reaches the vagina. Once that is done, the pipe is pulled out of the vagina, and the leftover urine will spill on the bed (or wherever you do it ). The girl then rolls in the urine, and the guy squirts a whole can of Reddi Wip over her whole body and licks the Reddi Wip and the pee resedue. The guy then vomits it into the girl's mouth, and a day later, the girl (with the shit that is made up of the vomit) shits in the guy's ass and penetrates it with the water pipe.

You've gotta be devoted to do an Oklahoma Water Pipe.

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

shit pipe

shit pipe is when a woman places a drain pipe in her pussy and someone shits down it

nickl shited in his girl friends shit pipe

by nickllll February 5, 2009

pipe

Any action or task that is easy. Anything that is a certainty. A shortening of "lead pipe cinch." See also, "cinch."

When asked by the police officer walk a straight line, Darnell said, "That's a pipe!"

by William R. January 3, 2009

rusty exhaust pipe

To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.

possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)

"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."

"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"

by BulligerVerstand January 2, 2009