A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020
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Get the Pearl of joy mug.“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
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Allison had breast reductions and the doctor told her to stop smoking. She kept smoking and her nipples fell off. Now her tits match her vagina with pharlaps.
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