MONKEY FUCKER

A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.

Someone born in Nashville.

Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker

by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

monkey fucker

A person who has sexual relations with african americans.

did u hear about jenna? yeah that monkey fucker slept with half of the basketball team

by aryan prince March 21, 2005

Monkey Pole

penis
often used in context of smoking

omgoes you smoke teh monkey pole!

by AnGeL December 1, 2004

monkey bum

when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.

hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.

by extremeknowledge May 18, 2011

monkey-pirate-ninja

the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.

that monkey-pirate-ninja just PWNED u.

by emoslayer666 May 23, 2008

monkey jams

slang for rap music. any tunes that black people feel necessary to blare when they are driving their caddys.

"Those idiots hanging out by the welfare office are blarring their monkey jams way louder than they need to"

any artist whose name starts with "lil'" or "young"

such as lil wayne or young joc

by johanna315 June 23, 2008

monkey print

Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.

Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!

by Bulwinkle Jr. August 7, 2008