Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

Insultant

A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.

Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.

Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.

by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009

instaham

A really fat instagram user ( usually a womyn ) that is really obnoxious or is a third wave feminist.

- How does she manage to avoid brain activity or any other activity for that matter ?
- She's an instaham

by MLGMLP420 August 30, 2015

insecurity

A feeling affecting many people in society. Often spawns sluts, attention whoring, and controlling boyfriends. To blame for many of the problems in society.

Rob's constant homophobic jokes reveals his insecurity in his manhood.

by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006

Insta-boner

Something/someone/ some action so intensely attractive the viewer immediately has an erection.

dude, when i saw that picture i got a mega Insta-boner

by uhohspgettioh March 11, 2009

Insalt

The wrong spelling of, Insult and the polar opposite of "Outpepper."

"Random online conversation"

Guy 1: Hey, that's an insalt.
Guy2: Learn to spell.

by Epick July 25, 2009

Insta-karma

Insta-karma is just a better sounding version of instant karma it is when someone does something either rude or something nice and then has something bad or something good happen to them almost instantaneously.

My sister called me a Jackass and on her way into the kitchen she slipped and fell on her ass, talk about Insta-karma

by Crazywrestler July 21, 2009