goonked 

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.

Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!

goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015

Goony

A Goony is a rock of any size from a grain of sand to uluru. Goonys are usually hard, round, sometimes a heavy (if large) obect that maybe thrown. Goonys can be found in creek beds, in and on the ground , at the beach and basically were ever.

Oi cunt stop throwing Goonys at me they hurt. Another example: i went ass up the other day of a massive pile of Goonys

Goony by Thischick09 May 19, 2016

Goonthur 

When a dutch master or baccwood is rolled by MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE...over a certain size capacity and wieght

JHETT: WOW MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE THAT BLUNT IS FAT.

MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE: JHETT THAT THERE YOU SMOKE ON IS A GOONTHUR

Goonthur by Majstic Dark Chocolate December 11, 2016

Goonfest

A large gathering of bogans in the middle of the night in a suburban area. They participate in goon activities and plenty of goon consumption.

Goons: “GOOOOONFEST! GOOOOONFEST!”
Mum: “What is that racket? It’s 2 in the morning!”
Jimmy: “Sounds like someone’s having a goonfest, mum. Bloody bogans!

Goonfest by numbaonegoon August 19, 2018

Goonling 

The biggest goon of them all.
The calculation for "goonling" is the sqrt of the goonster divided by the number of orsons in donny's possession.
It is sometimes confused with "gooning" by low IQ individuals.

"That reef donny is such a goonling"
"got an oswin of dizz pal?, nah only orsons of bud on drop offs you goonling"

Goonling by onlygotsamuels January 6, 2021

Goongalass 

Another word for either a dull or short-sighted person (generally someone who doesn’t think ahead).

“Craig is a real goongalass for getting back with his ex.”
“My goongalass teacher just assigned us a third project in the same week.”

Goongalass by Ouedouard November 9, 2021

de-goonification 

To remove any display or hint of goon like behaviour from ones sight, life, social network site etc
If you ever think after you've posted something on facebook "hmmm that was a bit goonish of me" then you need be worried about being involved in de-goonification.

I was looking through my news feed and some people's statuses have really made me consider starting a de-goonification process on my page

de-goonification by Goonette23 March 13, 2011