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Goose

1. Any one of a group of birds of the duck family, intermediate between ducks and swans.
2. Someone who is very sexually active.
3. With the word "Proffessor" as a prefix, it means a cool, funny, intelligent and loveable guy.
1. See that bird over there, its a goose!
2. Terrence the pimp is such a goose, sometimes I think his cock mighjt fall off!
3.You know Tom Browne? He's so great,I'd call him a Proffessor Goose.
by Tom Browne August 27, 2005
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goose!

GOOSE!: what you holler when you poke a finger down someones a-crack
taking the action of running a finger down exposed crack in a jabbing manner, simultaneosly yelling 'GOOSE!'
by Alyx Kerr March 26, 2007
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goose juice

Synonym for Viagra, Cialis, or any other pharmaceutical intended to cure Erectile Dysfunction.
My wife blew me for over an hour and I couldn't get it up. It must be time to go to the doctor for some goose juice.
by Dick Dudley June 11, 2009
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Loose Goose

Verb; Simply using your tounge to 'ride' a womans beef curtains, 'like a pony'. Then, using the remains of her cum, spit into her asshole, insert a straw, and blow bubbles.
Hey there! Did you end up giving Haily a Loose Goose lastnight? I heard she was feenin' for it badly...
by Trinny Triseratops June 10, 2011
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Spruce Goose

Widely known to be a play on words for the originating term "Spruce Moose" from the Simpsons episode "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Season 5; Episode 10.

"This was the pivotal episode which the scene where the "Spruce Moose", an absurdly tiny wooden plane Burns makes in the episode, is a parody of Hughes' impractically enormous wooden plane has been proven to have foreshadowed every every television show before and after conception of the television and is widely speculated to have been the original idea behind the design of the Lightbulb invented by Thomas Edison 1878 and electricity itself" - Ian Branch
see above - Spruce Goose
by TOMAS EDDISONN March 22, 2017
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goose

"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"
by goosing May 25, 2007
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Goose

Goosing is the act of pulling out your dick and wacking said female in the face. Though this term can be used by anyone, it in standard situations calls for an older male sportscaster (ie Goose Givens) and a 14 year old girl.
Man, I goosed Sara Nardella last night.
Yah he was passed out and I goosed him good.
by S-Killa May 1, 2006
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