facebook suicidal

To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your facebook account.

Asia- Facebook is taking too much of my time. I think I might delete my account.

Brittany- Do we need to call a therapist? Cause you're being facebook suicidal.

by britto945 November 14, 2009

Facebook World

The most dramatic online world that has ever existed. Where people treat their statuses like their diaries, Girls post half naked pictures of themselves like it's an adult site, Real life Lame people are Famous, Barbies Promote theirselves UnProductive people uses the site to become famous, People pose as celebrities, People cry whe they only have 2 notifications when they log in,People create fake accounts and cause drama because they're bored with their lives,People send their suicide notes, Everybody's everyday topic, People fighting over unreasonable comments, People "sneak diss" on their stats, People have facebook affairs and cute Couples break up,Its Used to have Cyber Sex, Where people send litteraly a hundred annoying invites everyday, People race to get 5,000 friends,Might be now in Illuminati, where kids under twelve have accounts, Where pervs pose as young people just to talk to the underaged folks, AND ITS THE REASON WHY PEOPLE FIGHT TODAY! & The list goes on.

Trish: I freaking hate Faceboook ,its so lame.
Brian: Are you serious? If Facebook was a show..the ratings would be blowed man!

Facebook world Drama Unreal fake wrong life selfish dramatic appauling no point abused illuminati taking over controlling ignorant no priority online trash reality website

by shae's#1fan August 14, 2010

Facebook Obligation

The act of liking or commenting on one's friends post on Facebook, not because you feel like posting but because they often comment or like yours.

I couldn't care less that Arianna's son just had a great birthday party, but I had to like her post out of Facebook obligation. She is always commenting on and liking my shit.

by ACRanger August 30, 2010

Facht

A term coined by Rafael Benitez in 2009, to denote what is apparently indisputable to the orator but is considered speculative to others.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.

"But I want to talk about fachts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some fachts."

by JizzySpunkbubbles August 20, 2013

face journey

When something causes you to feel so many emotions your face loses the ability to present a single emotion at a time and your face goes on a journey.

I’m so over Tatianna’s face journey whenever she’s safe on the runway.

by ItsNotPersonalJustDrag December 31, 2018

gayness factor

How gay a person is.

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.

by Benjamino October 7, 2003

Yawn Factory

A situation which is really boring.

That meeting this morning was a real yawn factory.

by Absinth June 22, 2006