sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker

Ouch I just done a sharp fart

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

forward fart

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.

"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"

by Catherine M. December 19, 2006

uh-oh fart

a wet fart that seeps into your underwear or fart paste

johnny had shit his pants due to an uh-oh fart and had to scrape fart paste off his ass

by kile miner March 24, 2006

fartcolepsy

When one's farts expel from one's body in such a rhythm that it serenades one into a deep slumber.

My friend who has fartcolepsy cannot drive a vehicle after eating Taco Bell.

by FamousAnus February 14, 2009

fart patty

when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty

Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"

Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"

by triscuitss March 3, 2009

Fartability

Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.

On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.

by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010

fartin n sniffin

When you fart then sniff the air around you to see if it smells bad or not.

E~Ay nigga, You look like you be over there fartin n sniffin.

A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.

by APHROdSheeiaakkkk July 31, 2010