Captain Whiskey Dick

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.

So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

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by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010

snorkel-dick

When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.

"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."

by running out of patience February 23, 2008

Dick digger

A girl who has sex for her pleasure, not for the mans pleasure. Someone who persuses men.

Girl: She's not a slut, she's just a dick digger. Women have needs ya know.

by Chellllllllllls September 13, 2009

Ur Dick

Abbreviation for urban dictionary.

I went on Ur Dick recently.

by G-steezy July 2, 2014

Dick rider

someone who always speaks good on another’s name, who never says anything bad. This could be about anyone. They do not have to be a fan, like, or favor the person they dick ride.

the warriors are so good, nobody can beat them but I hate them- Dick rider

by Brett88 May 4, 2018

dick-gouging

The blatant, purposeful and nefarious act of overcharging for condoms. Mainly perpetuated by chain drug stores, such as CVS, service stations, and assorted other 24-hr convenient stores.

Hey dude, I've got a tip for you. Never buy connies at CVS. I paid $13.49 for a box of 12, last week. Then tonight I went to grocery store, and the same prophylactics were $3.99. Dude, fuck CVS-- that's straight-up "dick-gouging!"

by midnightheorist February 14, 2010

juice my dick

v. 1)hook me up.
2)someone has given you a great deal
on something

Also: Sometimes referred to as getting your dick juiced.

The bartender has juiced my dick all night; I haven't paid for one single shot!

by Cartright August 26, 2005