big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as “The big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

big swinging dick by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

Dominican Donkey Dick 

Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.

I want some Dominican Donkey Dick

Dominican Donkey Dick by White American Girl August 4, 2022

Dick Broom 

Dick Broom is when a man participating in a game of ookie cookie finishes last but he also has a thick, bushy mustache that dusts over the top of the cookie. Much like a cookie duster. Collecting the semen in the mustache.

Dave's mustache totally turned into a dick broom last night.

Dick Broom by red like roses May 25, 2015

vacation dick 

A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick

A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.

vacation dick by kvincett May 24, 2016

revenge dick 

1. The dick you seek out after your boyfriend cheats on you to even the score.
2. The guy you fuck who is WAY HOTTER than your boyfriend once you break up.

Girl: you okay? He's a bastard for cheating with that slut.

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I picked up my revenge dick at the club last night.

revenge dick by TemperanceIsabella May 18, 2016

dont dick december

Whilst others may be attempting the Destory Dick December, those whomst most enlightened continue No Nut November through Dont Dick December.

“I’m so glad No Nut November’s over. Time for Dont Dick December!”

dont dick december by Hwaseong December 4, 2017

Dagger Dick 

Dagger dick is a word used to describe a long, yet somewhat skinny penis.

Person 1: yo, you see that interview with Xxxtentacion?
Person 2: yeah, bro said he got a dagger dick

Dagger Dick by Yourgirlnenni May 6, 2018