A girl who is exceedingly good at kicking men in the nuts. A crotch rocket is usually a petite girl, from size 4'10'' to 5'4''. Because of their height, they have a small shoe size, which enablems them to get their foot into prime nut busting position.
by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007
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"Look Dad, a dead seal!"
"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."
"What's that thing sticking out of it?"
"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."
"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."
"What's that thing sticking out of it?"
"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."
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A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant one individual would be in the seated position thereby making the "goal" the space between the legs where the standing individual attempts to score with his gold stream. The "home" team (seated individual) attempts to protect the goal with his "hockey stick".
I walked into a public bathroom the other day at a rest area and found Adam and Steve playing crotch hockey. Yuck.
by hood4u July 18, 2007
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Get the wookie crotch mug.Keto crotch is the unfortunate and smelly side effect of the popular keto diet. Related to keto breath.
by Ezzydizzle March 1, 2019
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