Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025

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You a long way from the ranch cowboy

A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk

Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*

by joshua lionel cowen October 13, 2025

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Queer cowboy

A facial hair style consisting of a handlebar mustache with a soul patch

I saw a dude out snowmobiling who has a wicked queer cowboy

by Fred Q Smith October 21, 2025

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Cowboy Caviar

The combination of semen, beans, and feces that came out of Jack Twist once Ennis was done.

Ennis didn't even use lube, but the smell of that cowboy caviar made it impossible to quit me.

by ViolettaValkyrie October 28, 2025

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Nigerian cowboy

To ride a horse as if it were a girl riding you.. on the other sideee… Well you get the point

I walked into the barn and i screamed “HOLY SHIT!!” at the top of my lungs because nicco was giving the horse a nigerian cowboy. Damn, his ass hole must be very tolerant because 13 inches… damn..

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025

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