cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.

Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!

by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017

cooter huff

To kick someone in the vagina with the very tip of the shoe.

" dude i cooter huffed claudia yesterday, it was so funny"

by jnaylor13 February 20, 2017

cooter commander

Someone who's get a lot of pussy

He is a cooter commander

by Cooter Commander March 1, 2017

Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch

Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters

by Googoogagagaga March 28, 2017

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017

cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.

"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."

by Chickendang June 16, 2017

cooter fan

A small fan affixed to the underside of a desk or table that is used to cool your cooter on a hot day.

Oh my God Sarah it's like a thousand degrees in here, do you have an extra cooter fan I can borrow?

by Rereetheamazing June 18, 2017